STOP SCROLLING AND CLICK!
WOAH. You actually stopped. And you are on my profile. I AM SHOOKETH. Congratulations.
Hmm... since you stopped, here is why you definitely should send me a message!
As you can see by my photos, I'm a person who goes out (i.e. not a creep who is always home). This is good.
Things I like:
∙petting my doggo
∙pineapples on pizza (what?? pineapples on pizza?? crazy.)
A few other random things about me:
∙I'm that person who will burst out laughing when it's completely silent, which actually happened before no joke.
∙A few goals of mine: travel the world, actually ski without crashing into a building, be a better motivator than Shia LaBeouf.
∙I've somehow been to the Bermuda Triangle and North Korea before. Write to me and I might tell you about it.
∙I am the Mario Kart master. No exceptions.
∙I'm from San Francisco. It's pretty much basically the best city ever being known for good sports teams, technology, h̶i̶p̶p̶i̶e̶s̶, hills, being expensive, earthquakes... (okay maybe it isn't that amazing).
∙Will respond more often since it's summer. (AND LOOK AT THAT HIGH REPLY RATE BADGE.)
∙I took Psychology so I'm great at talking about feelings.
∙My friends say I'm funny??
Still not convinced? Look at all these ~credible~ reviews:
"sweet, humble, funny (lol told you so), and smart" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - my friend
"Gives the best belly rubs." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - doggo
"Are you stalking me?" ⭐ - MatPat
Okay that's it so thank you and you may stop reading. See ya!
And you are still reading... I mean you can go now. Be free and stop reading!
You little rebel. I like you!
But seriously, stop reading.
And you are still reading.
You must have a lot of time.
Do something else! You can stop reading now.
You've read so far!
I must be so lucky.
Okay, you can stay.
CONGRATULATIONS! You made it to the end. Respond and I'll give you a cookie or something.
France (Sint Maarten)
Netherlands (Sint Maarten)
North Korea (you read that right)
Japan (here as of RIGHT NOW!)
US states and territories:
Hawaii (the 7-Elevens there are amazing)
I am currently working on the Japanese translation for this website! *You're welcome.*
I stayed up writing 11 page essays on multiple occasions and turned them all in.
I guess what I'm getting at is to never lose hope! Or... just don't procrastinate... yeah that ehehe.
Oh and I got into college/university... but a lot of people do so can I even call that an accomplishment?
I'm currently doing a sort of personal project trying to compile an album of school lunches from different countries.
People's deepest darkest secrets AHAHAHA
Around the World in 80 Days
Call of the Wild
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime